How to find your perfect co-writer (dead or alive) - by Lu Hersey

I’ve always liked the idea of writing a book with someone else. Someone you can bounce ideas off, who'd help with the writing and endless editing. Then I saw a post on twitter that got me seriously thinking about my ideal co-writer.

Finding a co-writer is a complex decision to make, so I’ve listed my possibilities under different categories for easy reference. Hopefully, this will form a handy guide to qualities you may want to look for in your ideal writing partner too. There may be some crossovers, especially between Funny and Dead…but I’m sure you can keep up.

Someone funny

I love funny books – but although my stories include some humour, they don’t end up being a barrel of laughs. Bearing that in mind, useful co-writers might include writers like Derek Landy, Eoin Colfer, Holly Smale or Jeff Kinney.

Someone who knows a lot more than you

A very wide category in my case, and academic types could be very useful as co-writers – people who have a wealth of well researched background knowledge, leaving me to have the genius ideas. Someone like the late Katharine M Briggs (folklore expert) would be perfect (if she wasn’t dead). Or Ronald Hutton (historian and lecturer, specialising in esoteric subject matter), or Neil Oliver (wonderful accent and loves ancient history) - or maybe Alice Roberts (especially if I could go on research trips with her).

A family member  

Family partnerships can work very well for those with suitable family members, like sisters Elizabeth and Katharine Corr, or mother and daughter writing duo Perdita and Honor Cargill. But sadly the potential writers in my family are all too busy living their own lives...at least for now.

A celebrity  

I don’t think so. Most of them aren’t the same in real life and they’d want their name on the cover IN MUCH BIGGER LETTERS THAN MINE! However, if they combined funny and VERY famous, like say, Mike Myers or Ellen DeGeneres…and we split the royalties 50/50? Hell yes…

Someone dead

Choosing a dead co-writer would be highly impractical, so this is more of a wish list. Mine would include Chaucer, Jane Austen, Robin Williams, Douglas Adams, Dorothy Parker, Stan Lee, Stella Gibbons and Sue Townsend. And probably loads more.

Your nemesis

Everyone has a nemesis. Mine is Richard Dawkins, the ultimate atheist, who also considers most fantasy fiction unsuitable reading for children. As someone who’s never met a deity I didn’t like, the plus side of co-writing with him would be that he fits the academic, Knows More Than You category (at least in science). And naturally I would counter him with faerie magic and win every time.

Bad choices

This category is for those people you admire and think you’d like to co-write with, but you know it really wouldn’t work. Like Neil Gaiman. Far too much imagination and way too fast for me. Same goes for JK Rowling and Philip Pullman. Though if any of them gets in touch, I’m more than willing to reconsider…

A fictional character – This final category is for characters you’d love to work with if they were real. That might include Dumbledore, Hermione, Elizabeth Bennett, or Matilda. There are thousands of fictional characters who’d make excellent co-writers. If you look for someone who actually exists and has the same qualities, you might get lucky – after all, there must be quite a few potential Hermiones and Matildas out there.

Reading through my lists, I don’t seem to have hit on any actual possibilities so far – but consider it a work in progress. I still hope to find the perfect writing partner one day and give co-writing a go, even if it’s only for one book. And preferably this side of death…

Lu Hersey

luhersey.com

@LuWrites

BOOKSELLER SUNDAYS: Scent of a (book) Woman, Kate Agnew at the Children’s Bookshop, Muswell Hill

The third in our new series of Sunday guest blogs by booksellers who work with children’s authors. These guest blogs are designed to show life behind the scenes of a crucial but neglected relationship – the one between a writer and a bookseller. These days, such relationships are more intense and more important, as increasing numbers of authors go on the road to promote children’s books – a goal shared by the booksellers who will contribute to this series.

The Children’s Bookshop first opened its doors nearly 38 years ago. To this day I still vividly remember my own first visit. Encouraged by a brilliant infant school teacher, I went with my mum, ostensibly in search of the latest additions to the series I was enjoying, but really, I suspect, just for a good browse. The then owner, Helen Paiba, took the time to talk to us about what I was reading, what I enjoyed, and to think about what else I might like. It was a revelatory experience for us both, and, having received some wonderful, personally tailored advice, we left clutching not just the pirate book I knew I wanted, but also an armful of books to enjoy. My mother Lesley took over the shop in 1994 while I was running Heffers Children's Bookshop. Now I work there myself, along with my sister Emily.

There are days when, if I shut my eyes and don’t stop to think too hard, some things don’t seem to have changed all that much in the intervening decades. As I open up on a Monday morning, the shop still smells of that heady new book aroma (which Karl Lagerfeld is trying to bottle!) and at least some of the books I enjoyed then are still selling today; the outside loo has grown no warmer over the years and the pillar that holds up the ceiling is still as inconvenient as it ever was. On the plus side, even in these days of ebooks and cut-price offers in other high street stores, in the specialist independent bookshop our in-depth knowledge and passion for what we do are what reign supreme. We still spend a great deal of each day enthusing about the books we love and talking to customers about just which books will be right to meet their child’s particular needs.

Meanwhile the role of authors – as readers of this blog need little reminding – has experienced one of the biggest changes in bookselling since the Children’s Bookshop first opened its doors. Our active relationship with authors is almost as obvious to customers coming into the shop today as that distinctive scent. Piles of signed stock jostle cheerfully for space with Carnegie short-listed titles, and passers-by might be forgiven for thinking that we are suffering from something of a split personality at the moment. One of our windows is draped in dark fabric, covered in gore, blood and spiders ahead of a signing with Darren Shan. The other features bright-yellow flowery trims, pastel eggs and little fluffy chicks to mark the launch of Helen Peters’ delightful first novel, The Secret Hen House Theatre.

That kind of variety, and the chance to do different and exciting things in support of the books we love and the authors who’ve supported us, are among the delights of an independent bookshop. Last month alone featured a typically vibrant blend of events involving authors and children from a wide range of backgrounds. With so many good things going on, it seems invidious to single out particular events from the mix, but perhaps readers will get a flavour if I say that they included shop signings with Nick Sharratt and Lauren St John; an extraordinary succession of scintillating talks, readings and drawing sessions with a rich range of authors in schools; an inspirational residency with Kevin Crossley-Holland and some delightful workshops with Polly Dunbar creating Dream Boat hats; as well as a family author event with the local literary and scientific institution. And among all that, we enjoyed being involved in a wonderfully individual local launch, for Sita Bramachuri’s Jasmine Skies; it took place at a deli and involved barefoot Indian dancing on the streets of Muswell Hill!

As a child, although I visited the bookshop almost every week, I don’t remember ever seeing an author there, or one coming into school. It just didn’t happen, and we didn’t know to miss it. But a few years on from that first visit to the bookshop, it seemed an extraordinary treat to meet – at a Puffin book fair in Kensington – their editor Kaye Webb. It felt such a privilege to come face to face with the woman who’d worked on so many of the books I loved, I can only imagine what it would have been like to meet a real-life author!

Except, of course, I am lucky enough not to have to imagine it: as a young bookseller in the early 90s it was an unbelievable treat to come face to face with many of my childhood idols, among them Philippa Pearce and Jill Paton Walsh, whom I met in the gardens at Hemingford Grey, home of The Children Of Green Knowe, which our book club is enjoying this month. That delight is something I often think of as I see the pleasure in young fans’ faces when they meet a favourite author. The teenage girls who baked a cake for Derek Landy; the family who brought a huge bouquet of flowers for Jacqueline Wilson; the eight-year-old who quietly handed Michael Morpurgo the story he’d written; the class who made a big biscuit bear for Mini Grey: these are some of many moments to treasure.

Now barely a week passes in which we are not involved in several different author events, and long hours are spent behind the scenes in matching the right author to the right venue at the right time. All the events we do come on top of the assorted days spent in schools with children and evenings in the bookshop with teachers talking through the variety of new books available, which in turn come on top of the ordinary days spent hand-selling in the shop. If there were only more hours in the day, more days in the week and – most of all I sometimes think – more square yards in the shop, we’d love to do even more. In a world where independent retailers are under constant threat we know it’s our relationship with authors – and their supportive publishers – alongside our in-depth knowledge and love of the books that keep customers coming back for more. We’ve recently been shortlisted for the Bookseller Children’s Independent Bookseller of the Year Award. Let’s hope the award, the specialist independent bookshops, and the smell of new, printed books are still here to be enjoyed in another four decades.

Team photo with Jacqui Wilson: Kate Agnew, Ellen Ellis, Sanchita Basu De Sarkar, Emily Agnew and Jenna Harrington.

The Children’s Bookshop website

Watch out for Independent Booksellers Week, a campaign celebrating independents on the high street, which this year takes place between 30th June and 7th July.