Friday, 17 October 2025

Signing out By Steve Way

 Goodness! 'Blog Day' came round quickly again! I couldn't think of anything new to say since last month but I have thought of some more signs since we last met, so I thought I'd share them with you.

Welcome to the village of

GALLOPBURY

‘Like Canterbury on a wild night out’

 

ASHFORD

No smoking area by the river

 

NORWICH

(nor wizard either come to that)

 

SHEFFIELD

Twined with Cookmeadow

 

CENTRAL YORKSHIRE

‘Not just a point on the map’

Disregard the previous statement

 

Welcome to

MEXICO

Soon to become

MEXI Plc Ltd

 

_BAN

Welc_ome to _ban

‘A w_onderful Sc_ttish t_wn’

Welcome to

LEEDS

Sponsored by Dog Supplies Inc

Electric Tools Co

&

Jones and Smith Private Detective Agency

 

Bury St Edmunds!

(though we thought we already had)

 

Weston-Super-Mare

Twined with

Easterly-Brilliant-Stallion

Welcome to

STIRLING

Enjoy shopping here

‘Where your pound goes further’

 

BELFAST

(So we can’t make it ring any more)

Welcome to the

Isle of Wight

(PS We can’t spell blook either)

Welcome to the

Isle of Mann

Visit our many caves

 

JERSEY

Home of Christmas fashion

 

LLANFAIRPWLLGWYNGYLLGOGERYCHWYMDROB.WLLLLANTY……

             Smith Standard Signs  Size A

Welcome to

LIMERICK

Here’s a city with a famous name,

That you’ll want to come to again,

It’s a right lovely place,

Where we live our own pace,

(Located in Ireland not Spain)

Welcome to

LIMERICK

A lady from Limerick found,

A wallet containing five pound,

She told the police,

Who ordered a feast,

Paid for by the money she found

Welcome to

LIMERICK

A city with its own style,

You’ll want to stay here for a while,

You’ll have a good ‘craic’,

And want to come back,

Our welcoming city with style.

 

MACHYNLLETH

(Bless you!)

(Might be worth having that seen to)

Welcome to

WIMBLEDON

‘It’s Ace!’

Welcome to

YORK

Where much is grand and old

(though curiously lacking in hills)

Welcome to

GLOUCESTER

Sign sponsored by Foster’s Medical Services

Welcome to

GREENWICH

Hope you enjoy your time here

 

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