Showing posts with label dinosaurs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dinosaurs. Show all posts

Tuesday, 9 May 2017

Who cares anyway? #alternativefact #trex #science - Anne Rooney

John Lewis t-shirt
How much does that t-shirt annoy you? It really infuriates me because it is a symptom of a massive problem - that the truth doesn't really matter all that much.

This is what a T rex looks like, just in case you hadn't seen enough of them to know:

RJPalmer, creative commons licence, c/o Wikipedia
That's a modern rendition of T rex, with feathers and with the body held parallel to the ground. Even if you haven't kept up with dinosaur science, though, you will probably know that T rex did NOT have triangular plates along its back. And this isn't the first confusion of dinosaur/dragon I've seen. At least it doesn't have wings.

What makes this particularly galling is that the t-shirt is masquerading as educational, or factual: the text gives factoids about T rex. So why didn't the designer/artist do some research? Why didn't anyone in John Lewis notice that it doesn't look like T rex? Or did they just think it doesn't matter?

Godzilla has spikes; T rex doesn't
A paleontologist at Cornell, Robert Ross, studied students' ideas about the shape of T rex and found that 72% of college-age students drew T rex with an upright posture, like that purple Barney character, even though the true posture has been known since the 1970s. He cites 'cultural inertia' that enables people to cling to out-dated science (not just about dinosaur posture). Not that the JL T rex is the result of cultural inertia as no one ever believed T rex had spiky plates - it's just plain wrong: lazy design.

So does it matter if everything we see is out of date, inaccurate and misleading? After all, it's only a t-shirt/advert/cartoon/toy... I think it matters hugely. One of the few things we are still rich in is knowledge, and it's constantly denigrated, ignored, undervalued and dismissed. The people are sick of experts. Who cares what T rex looked like? In the larger scheme of things, does it matter? I'd say it matters, and it matters also as a symptom of a wider malaise, which is lack of interest in the truth. And that's dangerous in all areas, from science and medicine to politics and economics.

I've seen 'cultural inertia' in action over the last couple of weeks. This picture is currently the bane of my life:

Meg's Eggs, Helen Nicoll and Jan Pienkowski
The next page is just as bad:


Diplodocus living in the water is an idea from the early 20th century. The book was first published in 1973. MicroBint loves this book. A few days ago, MB was playing with our toy dinosaurs and she wanted to put Diplodocus in a pond. Aaaaargh.

Children have sponge-brains. They soak up everything. You might not think they notice, but they do. Don't buy that t-shirt. And if you read Meg's Eggs, please tell them that Diplodocus didn't live the water or eat pond-weed, or hold its neck upright or have a wiggly tail or a humped back or look like the Loch Ness monster at all. Or they might get to the paleontology department at Cornell, aged 18, and have to start from scratch.

(If you want to buy toy dinosaurs, buy these; they are accurate and are to scale, so no more Stegosaurs the same size as Diplodocus - you get a Kentrosaurus with this Diplodocus.)
NHM dino series

Anne Rooney
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Wednesday, 7 May 2014

Dino-Boy Abroad

 So, my eldest child, aka Dino-Boy, trotted off to Canada back in December to work with wildlife, and in exchange reports came back via Skype on Sundays – his day off. Daily life seemed to be along the lines of: prepared the feeds, cleaned out the cages, mended a fence, went to town to fetch the donated food, ate stir-fry.

The content started to vary dramatically as, having learnt how to handle wild animals, Oscar was given responsibility for his first creature – a snow hare with a limp, AND allowed to go out on 'rescues' – what a word!
             The most dramatic was catching two skunks, stuck at the bottom of an eight-metre well. There’s a video of him dangling on a rope, more Mr Bean than Ethan Hunt, and being bitten and sprayed before he can grab the skunk. The scent was so strong that people turned and stared for a few weeks afterwards. 

Oscar and Meisce
When a beaver was spotted swimming in salt water in Vancouver, Oscar was given the job of detoxifying the very sick animal. They don’t name the newcomers – too distressing if they have to be euthanised. Happily, Oscar called him Meisce after he responded to the treatment. He’s now back in the wild. 
Check out the feet!

More animals arrived at the centre and more bites. I only found out that an angry raccoon had taken a lump out of my boy when someone else tagged him – hand wrapped in ice, on Facebook. I demanded a close-up – it didn’t look too bad.

This raccoon is back in the wild
This adorable cub will be released next year

Oscar was due home last weekend, but at the end of March he texted saying he thought he might stay – he’d been offered the chance to look after the 2013 bear cubs, about to wake up after the winter but needing care until their release in summer 2014. No brainer, as Kevin Bacon would say. No surprise either, that April saw me boarding a plane with my daughter, Honor, to go and visit him.
He was big.
The same size, but bigger.
We had an amazing holiday, spending days off with Oscar and the rest of the time doing tourist stuff, but the best part was seeing him at the wildlife rehabilitation centre. It wasn’t the fabulous animals, or even the lovely people he works with, as much as the sense that he was in his element, absolutely.
White Rock B.C.

Wandering one evening along the beach at White Rock with Oscar and Honor, a bald eagle flew over. Further along a blue heron lazily flapped a few times to move out of our path. Ten years earlier, there’d been a similar scene. That time we were in Tofino, on Vancouver Island, as part of a six-week escape prompted by my husband losing his job. Bald eagles were as common as pigeons, black bears were everywhere – one crossed the road as we were walking to the beach, whales were blowing, seals collapsed on rocks.

I wonder whether that once-in-a-lifetime trip, Oscar aged nine, tipped the scales, turning the little boy fascinated by dinosaurs into the one living the life in Canada, where wildlife is truly wild (and let’s face it, bigger).

And the raccoon bite, well . . . the photo he sent was of an entirely different finger with an old wound. This one swelled up like a pumpkin, leaked pus, was as shiny as Downton silver, and had to be sliced open by one of the supervisors.
'Didn’t want to worry you, Mum.'
Me, worry?
My son currently goes into the bear den, picks up the poop, feeds them and jangles about to keep them wary of humans. The bears are around a hundred pounds each. There are four of them. Who’s worrying?


Halo - turning blacker as she sheds her winter coat
Tracy Alexander
www.tmalexander.com


Tuesday, 7 January 2014

Dino-boy by T. M. Alexander

My progress up the learning curve was slow to begin with.
‘What’s this?’ Oscar would ask, holding up another grey rubbery four-legged shape and I’d say, ‘Velociraptor?’
‘Torosaurus! What’s this?’
‘Edmontosaurus?’
‘Apatasaurus!’

Oscar, like a lot of children, was crazy about dinosaurs. It’s a rich topic and led us to Charmouth, searching and finding dino poo as well as the usual belemnites and ammonites, to the Natural History Museum to see the skeletons, and to Cardiff to see the Woolly Mammoth – Oscar cried when it moved and we had to leave. Not the slightly bit interested in learning to read, it was the non-fiction dinosaur books that gave him the motivation and like all new readers with an interest he didn’t stop. When his Reception teacher, the lovely Mrs Wallis, tried to take a lesson on the subject, Oscar corrected her, and proceeded to give a short lecture. Any excuse and Oscar would slip into his dinosaur costume, and packing for holidays would mean careful negotiation about how many, what size and which one in the hand luggage. Everyone knew about his obsession, and most tried to avoid showing too much interest because he could go on . . . Except me. I didn’t know anything about dinos, but as my knowledge grew so did my fascination. Fast forward and I could name every model in Oscar’s crate. 
For others, it’s a phase, but Oscar’s passion never waned. He still has a shelf of books with large print and pictures, mostly by DK, as well as two crates containing all the models, life-like and not, and posters and fossils galore. On his bed, there’s a huge Aladar – star of Disney’s take on pre-history.
His interest widened as he got older to include the evolutionary journey from the creatures of that day to this, and wildlife became his thing.
As soon as he turned sixteen, Oscar filled out the form to become a volunteer at Bristol Zoo Gardens. He applied three times in six months but each time was unsuccessful. The zoo, understandably, gets every would-be vet, zoologist and plain animal-lover from the South West knocking on the door.
May 2012 came and in stepped Twitter, advertising a paid position as . . . wait for it . . . Dino-keeper. Oscar got straight on it. The excitement in the house was palpable. Was a dream about to come true? The role was to talk to the public about a series of animatronic models that the zoo had flown in from Texas for the summer. It was full time but Oscar was doing AS levels, so was, with a bit of license, available. He applied and was invited for an interview, where he had to give a three-minute presentation on one of the dinosaurs. Slam dunk! Oscar is blessed with an easy manner, the ability to get on with people and absolutely no nerves ever, his knowledge was undeniable, surely it was a done deal? He chose Baryonyx, and practised his spiel in front of us in full safari gear with a series of props secreted about his person including a fish, a giant tooth and a magnifying glass. Fabulous.
Interview day arrived. There were ten candidates, all the rest graduates of either Drama or Paleontology. Gulp. Oscar went first and said it went well. Nine others followed. The shortlist of seven was announced and the unlucky three sent home. Oscar wasn’t one of them. So far so good. The second element was an interview in which Oscar had to choose from a selection of artefacts and talk about it. He picked a skull and explained all the features that led him to, correctly, identify the animal.
Back home, Oscar waited for the call, and so did we.
            He didn’t get the post.
            He was so despondent, there was nothing we could say to lift his mood. The others were all much older and had more life experience, but that didn’t make it any better for Oscar. He'd missed the opportunity of a lifetime.
            It took a week for me to dare to share my idea with him.
            ‘Why don’t you write to them and ask if you could be a volunteer dino-ranger?’
            Having been rejected so many times already, I don’t think Oscar thought there was a chance, but he emailed and, relief all round, they said he could be a volunteer two days a week throughout the summer. He was overjoyed. The fact that it was unpaid was utterly irrelevant. It was a fantastic lesson in the idea that it’s not how often you get knocked down but how you get yourself back up.
            Oscar loved the job. On his second day the zoo got this email:
. . . we met a very enthusiastic and knowledgeable member of your team. I believe he was called Oscar and he was working in the fossil tent interacting with children of all ages whilst assisting them with the dig part of the exhibit. He was able to talk to a number of children at once and used his impressive knowledge to engage with them across the wide age span. He is an asset to your team. Please pass on our thanks as his involvement made the activity more enriching.
            All good.
But it wasn't over yet . . .
The whole family picked Oscar up from work one day as we were going to Oxford. He got in and said, ‘do you want the bad news or the good news?’
‘Bad news,’ I said.
‘I’m not going to be a volunteer dino-ranger any more.’
We waited.
‘I’m going to be a paid dino-ranger.’
            He ended up working at the zoo from May 2012 until Christmas Eve 2013 in a variety of roles, fitting A levels in between. His last four weeks were as the Reindeer Keeper, complete with Christmas jumper.

I was thinking about the turn of events when, last Saturday I had an anxious few hours wondering where Oscar was. 
Thanks to the experience gained at Bristol Zoo, he was offered an internship at a wildlife rehabilitation centre near Vancouver for four months. In the way that gap year students do these days he flew to Calgary so he could hook up with a few friends doing a ski season in Banff before starting work. He was due to leave on the overnight Greyhound at nine o’clock and travel on Highway 1 through the Rockies to be met at the other end by a volunteer from Critter Care, when the road was closed due to an avalanche warning.
            Silence.
            Writers’ imaginations aren’t always helpful.
            Oscar eventually arrived in Vancouver at five o’clock in the morning two days later. Everything was shut so he took a taxi to the only place he remembered from a trip there when he was nine years old – Stanley Park. (We saw beluga whales.) And rang me. He may know a lot about dinosaurs but there’s still some common sense that needs honing. Thanks to google, I found a Starbucks that was open at six o’clock. Five hours later he was picked up and is now, I’m pleased to say, at the centre. He’s allowed a shower every other day and his laundry day is Wednesday. We Skyped him last night and he looked fine. The dino-ranger is now keeper of bears, raccoons, opossums, coyote, beavers . . . 
It’s been a journey I feel very privileged to have witnessed.

T. M. Alexander
Author of the Tribe books www.tribers.com