I love lists of helpful advice, from ‘Five
warning signs that you’re not as healthy as you should be’ to ‘Ten ways to save
ten minutes’. Tips for writers are just as keenly devoured. It’s just
a shame I don’t put them into practice. Here's a list of my own.
1a Plot thoroughly
I read Liz Kessler’s blog about her method
of plotting. Then I read it again. It’s brilliant. I could see it working. I
will never do it. For me, it falls into the same category as knowing that if I
filed all my receipts I could make a sensible attempt at my tax return.
Conclusion: Knowing and doing are two
entirely different verbs.
1b Plot mindfully
I read Tony Bradman’s blog too. It made
sense and seemed less arduous.
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If I have a strong character
and a clear idea of his/her goal it should be straightforward.
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I must resist the urge to give
away too much.
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I must study plots on telly.
Conclusion: The third point is definitely doable.
2 Writing a minimum number of words each day
I tried this for ten days and, as I like
rules, duly typed the required amount every day (and no more). Excellent. The
feeling of achievement was very pleasant. Unfortunately the words were very
mediocre.
Conclusion: Quantity had replaced quality.
3 Morning pages
We had to do this for one of the modules on
the Creative Writing diploma I took at Bristol University. I treated it like an
onerous task. I don’t want to write whatever comes to mind. I want to write the
next bit of whatever I’m working on.
Conclusion: I sometimes have an attitude
problem.
4 Set times of day
Most people who work have a set time to
start and finish and a gap in between, as I understand it. If (a large word
with two letters) I was in charge this is something I would consider. The set
times would be eight o’clock in the morning, with a huge cup of tea, until
eleven, with a gap for a second cup and also porridge. (I’m with Heather Dyer,
in that writing for longer than 2/3 hours is an impossibility.) (I’m also with Liz Kessler in that
pyjamas are my favoured writing attire.)
Unfortunately
for my writing, but fortunately for my joie de vivre, I have four people I live
with who interfere with the idea.
Conclusion: I wouldn’t have it any other
way.
5 Stripping out adjectives
Evidently too many adjectives are the sign
of a novice writer. Pare them! Bare them! Oh dear, I like adjectives. The page
I’m writing includes: small, huge, nicer, big, brown, caramel (in a non-noun
sense), soft, great, big (again), weird. I particularly like uber (without the
umlauts). I have never used the word mellifluous.
Conclusion: My adjectives, on inspection,
are very Key Stage 1.
6 Show not tell
Here we go – the mantra. I get it, really I
do. But every so often I fancy a bit of telling.
Conclusion: I don’t care.
7 Throw away the sentence you’re most proud
of
Really?
Conclusion: The advice of a saboteur.
8 Never think about the story when you’re
not working
“ . . . if you think about it consciously
and worry about it you will kill it and your brain will be tired before you
start.” Ernest Hemingway
Conclusion: I have a very tired brain. Too
tired to address the issue of not thinking about the thing I shouldn’t be
thinking of.
Please keep the lists coming. Advice for school visits, Christmas presents, writer's block, stress-free cooking for guests, all welcome, because in between the gems I rail against are those that I adopt with gusto, wondering how I ever functioned without that wise word in my ready-to-listen ear.
TM Alexander
9 comments:
Interesting post to start the week. I love hearing what works for other people even if, when I try whatever it is out, it doesn't work for me.
Morning pages have been a blessing to me at times. However, back when I had a young family to get to school, other people to get up, and work to go to myself, any contemplative morning writing was totally impossible. (I always wondered whether Julia Cameron had different domestic arrangements to most people.)
So true - great post. I can identify with pretty much everything in there, apart from the very first point - I'm an obsessive synopsiser.
I love this!I have the same response to a lot of the rules/mantras - but also, like you, I wouldn't be without them - there's always some thing that's really useful.
Love this! Really funny, and probably 99% true for most of us. By the way, I would never in a million years suggest anyone else try writing a book like I do. I have seen writers run screaming for the hills with their hands over their ears when I've told them about my process, and I don't blame them.
I reckon the important thing (which I think is what your post is saying, really) is to figure out what works for you and be happy with it.
Thanks for such a fun and funny read - and thanks for the mention too!
xx
This is great - especially
"7 Throw away the sentence you’re most proud of
Really?
Conclusion: The advice of a saboteur."
I'm passing your post on - many thanks!
Great post - very funny, and very true!
rules are meant to be broken... so they say.
It's also good to try new things especially if your writing has been lying low for a while. That's why I love reading all the things that other writers do. In the end, I know I'll do it my way, but someone else's tip might be just the push I need to get going again. Great post Tracy.
Regarding point 1, us software engineers have a saying about the analogous activity. Writing documentation, we say, is a good and worthwhile activity, like going to the dentist.
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