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Several years ago FH invented this pastime. You gather a group of friends and spend a Saturday wandering around a variety of weird and wonderful locations in South London. You have no idea what you will find and the chances are you will be the only people at these venues which are free to enter.
I have found myself in a series of locations; former jam or biscuit factories, a defunct gin distillery, railway arches, a former workhouse, a bear garden and even people’s living rooms. All places worth a snoop around in their own right.
I have experienced an amazing range of emotions from suppressed rage as I tackled a four page manifesto to help me understand the artist’s decision to display a pair of rubber gloves, despair at the sight of yet another impenetrable video installation, extreme self consciousness at coming face to face with a man dressed as a crow in a railway arch or a woman balancing butter on her head. I have laughed like a drain as I watched someone knit jumpers for crustaceans.
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In another room a group of people were dancing intensely. Someone waved me inside I shied away. The prayer room was empty. I sat in there for a while. We climbed into the attic which had been transformed into a squat. Opposite was a roof complete with sleeping bags, soggy mattresses, fag ends, chicken bones and cans of Special Brew.
By the time I turned the handle of a heavy door that was marked ‘Private’ my heart was pounding. The room was an unnerving cross between a caretaker’s den and a squat. FH disappeared down a narrow cellar like corridor and I fled the room. He seemed to take ages to come back. Back upstairs to buy a book in the charity shop and to watch a Conservative Party video about the Big Society which was unsettling.
Then back to the ground floor for a snoop in an office and to stand behind the counter of the bank. Someone came in and smiled at me. I wanted to say ‘I’m not an actor’ then a reassuring cup of tea and cake.
I had experienced the power that fiction has to convey a greater truth.
7 comments:
I'm mystified by all this! London is clearly a foreign country - this kind of thing doesn't happen down in Somerset - at least not so far as I know. Who does all this stuff? How do you get to know about it?
I'm not sure this kind of thing happens in norf London either.
Fabulous. Love it.
What's a bear garden? Do you grow bears in it, or do bears do the gardening? Or is it a recreational area where bears can relax wit bear-friends? Sounds like something out of a John Irving novel ...
Oh Madwippit I only wish the bear garden was that. It was a horrible area where bear baiting took place in Elizabthan times. It is next to the Globe Theatre.
Sue - these events usually occur near places where art students are to be found. There are some galleries in North London too!
Oh, I love this stuff. Brussels was like this, the weird and wonderful of art around every corner. And I went to a very interesting (though this was in an art gallery, the MAC) immersive story telling experience (I really don't know what you call it - there's a review here: http://www.guardian.co.uk/stage/2010/jun/13/treasured-review) in Birmingham recently, called Treasured. I think it's a shame that the anti-intellectual culture in the UK means many people shy away from happenings like this as 'pretentious' and thus lose out on some wonderful, playful experiences.
Ooh...I think sometimes I am missing things, living in market town Cheshire, and by the sound of it I am a bit. Curious.
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